帮忙翻译一下这个笑话(汉-英)

The reason for not taking back
businessmen to visit the Pope, claimed that if the Pope changed a word, has raised 100,000 U.S. dollars. Pope, shaking his head and did not. "One million can? "Businessmen attitude sincerely that the Pope is still shaking his head. "10 million enough? "Businessmen expected that the Pope to stop waving. Stay by the side of the bishop did not understand : "10 million U.S. dollars! event he would be able to do many of which word, your attitude so resolute? "The Pope jeers :" He followers after prayers finished, not to speak of 'Amen. Speakers' Coca-Cola '. "

1. One of the reasons is not changed businessmen to visit the Pope, claimed that if the Pope changed a word, has raised 100,000 U.S. dollars. Pope, shaking his head and did not. "One million can? "Businessmen attitude sincerely that the Pope is still shaking his head. "10 million enough? "Businessmen expected that the Pope to stop waving. Stay by the side of the bishop did not understand : "10 million U.S. dollars! event he would be able to do many of which word, your attitude so resolute? "The Pope jeers :" He followers after prayers finished, not to speak of 'Amen. Speakers' Coca-Cola '. "

1. The reason for not taking back

一位商人去拜访教皇，声言只要教皇改口一句话，就给10万美元，教皇摇摇头，没答应。

A merchant went to visit a pope, and avowed that if the pope changes one sentence, he'll give the pope 100 thousand US dollars. The pope shook his head, and did not agree.

“100万可以吗?”商人态度恳切，教皇依然摇头。

"Is one million good enough?" The merchant pleaded, however the pope still shook his head.

“1000万可以吗?”商人充满期待，教皇挥手制止。
"Is ten million enough?" The merchant sounded full of hope, the pope waved his hand to stop.

随侍一旁的主教不解地问：“1000万美元可以干许多大事呀!他究竟要的是哪一句话，您态度那么坚决?”
The bishop who was standing aside asked confusedly, "ten million dollars can be used for many things! Which sentence does he want anyways that your attitude is so resolute?"

教皇冷笑了：“他要教徒们以后祷告完毕之后，不要讲‘阿门，而讲‘可口可乐’。”
The pope sneered, "he wants the followers of religion to say 'coca cola' instead of 'Amen' after they say their prayers."